[ The feed opens to a man in a snazzy suit and eyepatch standing in a backdrop of Christmas decorations and a gigantic tree. Little fellows in white scuttle about behind him, looking for ornaments and other such shiny objects to place on the half-finished tree. Xigbar pays them no mind. ]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Port! For those of you who ( Read more... )

A'ight, guys. I've been hearing way too much Christmas music to the point where I've got it on the brain, so I gotta get it outta my system somehow. I kinda got a rundown on that Santa guy from Sora--man, it's still freaky to think about some fat dude busting into a house with elves as slave labor, 'n then that dude who kidnaps kids, uh... P-èr-e ( Read more... )

Okay. Seeing as how I asked a local and they just kinda laughed at me, I figured I'd ask you guys. Say you wanted to learn a new language or somethin'. Where would you go for that? I dunno if they'd let me into the college stuff 'cuz I've never been to an elementary school, let alone highschool. S'not for work or anything, I'm just kinda looking ( Read more... )

[When Demyx wakes up, things are pretty normal. The sirens have passed, the sun was just starting to peak, and his bed was nice and warm. ...A little too warm. So when he attempetd to roll over onto the cooler spot of the bed, he found himself rooted to the spot and an uncomfortable tightness around his midsection. A simple glance down would've ( Read more... )

okay sirens port, ive been doing some thinking and after talkin to someone the other night and i gotta ask ( Read more... )

....Okay, um... I know a bunch of you guys are probably gonna laugh at me and think I'm a total moron for asking this, but this has sorta been bugging me.

What exactly is porn?

Okay, who're the jerks at that hospital that gave that info to the news? I thought there was supposed to be some... Doctor-Patient confidentiality thing there? Remind me if I ever get banged up to not go to that place.

[Private to Jinx]Is it too late to say 'Grats on the kid by uh... Invitin' you to this gig my other job set up? There'll be ( Read more... )

So... I gotta favor to ask of you guys. It's nothing big, bu--ut ( Read more... )

So that news thingy said that uh... Hold on, lemme find it again.

[A brief pause and he clears his throat;]"In addition, fairgrounds admission is half-price, McKinley Zoo & Aquarium admission is free today." Where's this place at? I kinda looked at the map 'n stuff but I can't seem to find it. Maybe I'm just not looking in the right spot, but I ( Read more... )

[The NV flickers to life with a small amount of static before it clears up to display a dark figure peering down into the lens. His face is obscured by a heavy black hood so any 'emotions' are pretty difficult to determine until he finally decides to speak.]So, uh... I dunno if this thing is working or not but I guess I'm a newbie or something ( Read more... )